Some kid just told me he thought ebola was spanish for grandma
i wish i had friends i could just call up at like 2am and be like “lets chill or go for a walk” and they would do it
the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along
please stop asking me about my future ill cry
but take your brain with you. "
how would you even start sex like kiss kiss oh ok look im inside you
what do you mean im still fat i did a sit up 3 years ago