asvprock:

Some kid just told me he thought ebola was spanish for grandma

disowns:

i wish i had friends i could just call up at like 2am and be like “lets chill or go for a walk” and they would do it

darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

spookymormon:

please stop asking me about my future ill cry

"   Follow your heart,
but take your brain with you.   "
Tupac Shakur (via difficult)

hbunot:

how would you even start sex like kiss kiss oh ok look im inside you

hotsinglezombies:

what do you mean im still fat i did a sit up 3 years ago